May 31
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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May 31
Jessie Flower (Toph) on her favourite line.
OMG SHE IS JUST AS CUTE AS TOPH!
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May 29
- Mom: are you ready to leave
- Me: yeah hold on
- 5 minutes later
- Me: Okay I'm ready
- Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
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May 29
imagine if it went the opposite way around
- Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
- Band Member: Marry me.
- Me: What?
- Band Member: What?
- Me:
- Band Member:
- Me:
- Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
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